11 December 2008

C: Hey baby - wanna f***?
N: Your pick up lines suck
C: I suck better.
N: I won't argue with that.
C: Better not. :p So?...
N: Last night wasn't enough?
C: Never enough.
N: Just a few hours to the hotel.
C: Can't wait. Want you now
N: Horny bastard.
C: I'm not the one who set I do what I do on repeat on my ipod
N: I'm not the one who put that on the ipod to start with.
C: But it's so sexy.
N: Flattering my music will get you nothing on this bus.
C: *pout*
C: Bathroom's free.
N: No.
[...]
N: Thanks! Can get big bucks for that on ebay!
N: Already said wait for the hotel.
[...]
C: I'm not wearing underwear.
N: You never do.
C: Are you?
N: You'll find out when we get to the hotel.
C: I think you should go back to the loo.
N: I am not having s** with you in that tiny closet with everyone right outside.
C: I promise not to follow
N: Then why should I go?
C: Trust me.
C: Just go.
[...]
N: Where the hell did you get that????
C: your memory stick didn't really get erased...more like replaced.
[...]
C: Having fun?
C: That must be a yes.
[...]
C: No pictures?
N: Was too busy
C: Have to wait for the hotel I guess.
N: You'll live.
C: Only if you're not too tired out from this. ;)
N: When we get to that hotel, I'm going to f*** you through the mattress.
N: Twice.

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